Like Crack Cocaine, ya'lls. I suppose now I'll start getting search traffic for "cocaine". Oh well. I have been referred to for MUCH worse, so... Photo apps for one's phone (iPhone) are like crack, except I don't imagine my addiction to photo apps will leave me...
I asked my 5 year old this question yesterday. I watched as she thought carefully about her answer... A servant. OK... that's, that's... noble... Wait wait wait. No. A maaaaid. Really? I didn't tell her but I thought, "Then girl, you are going to STARVE." Um wait......
Did you catch that? Huh? Did ya? How about this one: Found this on a friend's Facebook wall. She's an English teacher. She's so sexy. Eye I am not going to claim I am flawless when it comes two too to appropriately using words that sound the same (but are spelled...
You may or may not know that one of the things I do for work is read blogs. For realsies. But not any blog I choose... assigned blogs, if you will... Several hundred a week, in fact. Give or take a few dozen. Aaaaanywho. My point... My title just made me want to take...
iVoices sent a list of topics we would be covering over the next few months. I perused the list. My eyes saw "Married Sex". I giggled. I thought who's the fool who they gave THAT one. I scrolled to the next line... *blink blink blink* I have some great friends, who...
My little girl is in dream land... I remember those days. When I was a little girl... I had dreams too. Ice cream and roller skates. The twirliest of skirts and far-away lands. When puberty hit... I dreamed of cute boys. NKOTB. Acid wash and jeans with zippers at the...
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It's been a bit, well... busy lately. My house is... well... feels less like a house and more like a garbage dump, but with more dog hair. *eyes go wild* So, my husband, saw me in my glory distress (read: he may or may not have called home to speak to a weepy, sobby,...
...than the grandest intention. I love this quote. Probably because I am a grand-intender by nature. But when I fall short (or FAIL) of accomplishing what I intend... long story short... discouragement bamboozles me, and I do nothing. Nada. Not the big... and not the...
There is a certain substitute at my kids' school that... shall we say... has not found favor in the eyes of my children. {photo cred} On the way home from school today the oldest (11) said, "I don't think I'll survive if I have Ms. So-and-So again." His 8 year old...
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