My daughter is 3. She is not potty trained. But she tells us immediately after she's peed in her diaper... "I PEED!" Adventures in Potty Training a Three Year Old Yesterday, she was having a hard time going, #2. It was such hard work that she fell asleep while sitting...
The Tooth Fairy finally came last night. She He left Olivia 3 crisp ones. After 3 no-shows, he/she had some serious make-up work to do. The Tooth Fairy should have her wings pinched off. After the first time the Tooth Fairy didn't show, I told Olivia it was...
Olivia cried early this morning, "The Tooth Fairy didn't come!!!" The Tooth Fairy didn't come. AGAIN. That darned tooth had been hanging for weeks. The Tooth Fairy SHOULD NOT have missed her delivery. Plus, Olivia just broke her wrist. The Tooth Fairy should...
Kids are like ferrets. We had 2 ferrets before we had kids - Sport and Molly. Ferrets are stinky animals, even when they are de-stinked. And ours were. Anywho... We would find all sorts of treasures in and behind our couches, or tucked into the darkest recesses of our...
Happy 20th Anniversary of your 16th Birthday, my lifelong friend! I love you, please don't kill me... Or write me a detention for walking on the grass, like that one time... I was about 3, and you were much older and mature at 4 when we first met. Did I ever...
Unbeknownst to me, my son's shoes were in desperate shape. Want to feel like a good mom? There were a few times he would off-handedly mention his feet were getting wet at recess. I was all, yeah... cuz he plays in the wet grass. We live in the Pacific Northwest. Wet,...
I read a post about my friend who... well... She was with her young kids, at a race track... with dirt... young kids... a race track... it was hot... The Only One Other mother's children appeared to be behaving... THOSE mothers appeared to be enjoying their time...
It is with a lack of fervor, pride, inspiration and direction I write this post. I intend to summarize my training each week. Training Wrap-Up - Week 1 I strive to inspire, discourage, and confuse as many unsuspecting readers as possible. Oh. And probably Bore. You....
Apparently, OUR Easter Bunny is not so bright. He left all his packaging in our trash can. He left the extra candy just sitting out in the open... OUR Easter Bunny must've missed the Easter Bunny training chapter titled: "Stealth and Deception: The Easter Bunny's Most...
I put the stamp pad away. I really did. No really. Apparently I did not put it away ENOUGH. By ENOUGH I mean: seal it in duct tape, lock it in a fire safe, and drop it to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is rumored that Lucy's imaginary friend, Toofy" told her to...
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