Olivia cried early this morning, “The Tooth Fairy didn’t come!!!”
The Tooth Fairy didn’t come.
AGAIN.
That darned tooth had been hanging for weeks. The Tooth Fairy SHOULD NOT have missed her delivery.
Plus, Olivia just broke her wrist. The Tooth Fairy should never miss visiting a 6-year-old-girl with lopsided ponytails and a broken wrist.
Joel added from across the hall, “Yeah! Hey MOM! Remember the time the Tooth Fairy forgot to come for FOUR NIGHTS?!!!”
Yes, Joel. Mom remembers.
Maybe the Tooth Fairy should start depositing the cash straight into the kids’ therapy fund.
