*insert picture here* What? Did you think I was gonna post a fool-picture of my nappy post-road-trip minivan? Helllz-to-the-naw! I have a reputation to protect! Hey. I heard that snicker. I have a reputation... It may be a "I will wear socks when I can't bear to sweep...
You ever have one of those days? In Which I Called 911 One of those days where you lose your kid at the local *insert your local Festival Name here* and have to call 911 because you couldn't find your 5 year old? That happened to us on Saturday. There we were, at the...
I am not a huge fan of the ferris wheel. The Time I Got Kicked Off A Ferris Wheel But my 5 year old is. Hitherhencetofore... I rode the ferris wheel yesterday. After 2 short, jumpy circles around The Wheel of Probable Death... The operator stopped the ride, lifted the...
Let's face it. Times are tight. Everybody is getting creative... Even the children. Am I Raising Future Used Car Salespersons? My kids are scheming. Craigslist, eBay, lemonade and cookie stands... And I am listening... to their perspective on value. As I listen I ask...
I am just going to write... free-associatively and whahaveyou. Come in. Buckle up. Take an ibuprofen or a shot of tequila... Free Association: Bubblegum is One Word My posting has been sporadic on account of all the insanity of life. My sleep has been...
So I have this friend. Darcy. She's a personal trainer. She hates me. She loves me. She has a vested interest in my fitness... we share clothes. No Pain, No Brain These are some of the things she makes me do. This is the V-Sit. I have added red to my drawrings to...
April 8, 2010 marks my 6th year blogiversary!!!! And in celebration of this momentous event... I am going to GIVE, because YOU have given me so much. 6 Year Blogiversary In these, the freshman years of my blog existence YOU... my friends, my lurkers... YOU have...
Oh. You didn't click away! Bravo. You are so brave. Diarrhea, Vomit and a Lousy Night's Sleep First things first... neither the diarrhea nor the vomit was my own. Secondly... the word "diarrhea" is not spelled in a way that "looks right". Of course, nothing about...
I have no idea. This is not me. Clearly. No pink stripes in the hair. Otherwise. Mirror much? I kid... I don't kid. Are You An Aerobics Instructor? One day (Wednesday), I ventured to the gym. I am rather committed to the pursuit of fitness... for the next 8 days. It's...
... so that others can be brave with theirs." This is a must watch. You have to be brave with your life... It is dynamic. Significant. Moving. Touching. Powerful. Tender. If ever a piece of media reflected a mother's heart... Last weekend I went to Houston for the Mom...
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