Free Association: Bubblegum is One Word

by | Apr 30, 2010 | Life | 12 comments

I am just going to write… free-associatively and whahaveyou. Come in. Buckle up. Take an ibuprofen or a shot of tequila… 

Free Association: Bubblegum is One Word

 

  • My posting has been sporadic on account of all the insanity of life.
  • My sleep has been insufficient (see above).
  • I just had to use dictionary.com to find out if bubblegum was one word or two.
  • The spelling of “bubblegum” can go either way. Like a lot of things in life.
  • I feel I should not have to consult dictionary.com as much as I do.
  • Betcha didn’t know I just left, ate dinner, and came back.
  • 3 words I never spell right on the first type: Pual Paul, becuase because, & reveiw review.
  • Double vowels make me want to petition to propose a law that we go back to using hieroglyphics.
  • I just spelled “hieroglypics” without having to consult dictionary.com.
  • “Hieroglyphics” is another double-vowel word.
  • Vowels hate me. I know it.
  • I prefer poems that rhyme
  • “Poem”… there’s another double-vowel
  • I prefer sentences that have punctuation at the end.
  • I don’t always remember to add a punctuative ending (.)
  • I prefer mayonaise mayonaisse mayonnaise over Miracle Whip. Why? BECUASE BECAUSE.
  • I *heart* dictionary.com.
  • I would never do a reveiw review for Miracle Whip.
  • *gags*
  • I love hard boiled eggs.
  • I love MAYO.
  • Hitherhencetofore, deviled eggs are of the Heavens and Starshine.
  • My middle name is Jean and if I ever become a country singer, you will call me Jenny Jean on the Spot.
  • There was a boy in high school who used to sing, “Jenny Jean is not my lover…”
  • Which was true… we were only 14. Nor did we ever “go around”.
  • I think I would have said “yes” if he had asked me to “go around”, but now that I think about the words of that song… I think “going around” was NOT an option for him.
  • The more I type “go around”, the more dizzy I feel.
  • My 5 year old is obsessed with rollie pollies.
  • How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie part of a Tootsie Pop?
  • Who cares.
  • My kids ask more questions than ANY OTHER HUMANS… And there are 3 of them.
  • Forget the Tootsie Pop question… how many questions does it take to crack a Mommy?
  • Sometimes I write a whole sentence with a line through it just to feel like I accomplished something.

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