What To Wear Wednesday: The New Boots and Their High Acclaim

The huz made sure these babies were under the Christmas tree. Yes, he is a GOOOOOOOD man.

prospectress bootsI could not wait to wear them. Out. I wore them several hours on Christmas day… in my kitchen. But these boots were made for walkin’, not cookin’!

I had a little errand to run a couple days after Christmas… Something having to do with my 5 and 8 year old daughters cracking the ever-loving life out of the touch screen of my iPrecious. I will warn you, the following picture is disturbing. View ONLY if you have a strong stomach (NSFW!):

cracked phoneI gag a little every time.

I have a non-cracked phone now, and I am thinking of renaming her… iDarlin’.

But I digress.

The boots.

As I left the mall after a successful broken phone resolution (the local Apple store replaced it for FREE, and I wasn’t even showing cleavage!!!). Now I am beholden to them forever and will forever be faithful.

As I left the mall… and made quite a walk back to my car… in my new boots… a minivan slowed.


It stopped. The driver cared not about the many cars now stopped behind her.

She cared only about my boots. She rolled down her window and emoted,


I was all, “Ummm… thank you! Thank you?”

On the way home, I wondered if it was actually a compliment afterall.

So I went to Dr. Google which, of course lead me to the urban dictionary.

My findings disturbed me.

So… did I look like a crack head? Did she maybe think I was a prostitute who worked the mall parking lot on Mondays around noon. Maaaaaaaybe what I thought was a “hot boot swagga” looked more like a gimp that caused crackal sweating???

OR was I simply pwning my Prospectress boots and she had to tell a girl.

It’s impossible to know.

Her physical reaction seemed to say, “Awesome boots, sista!” But the Urban Dictionary would assert that perhaps my boots didn’t work properly, or my boots had a dirty crack?

I choose to believe my new boot swagga was on-mark. I choose to believe that woman was smitten with my boots. Aaaaaaand quite possibly me.


Dear mercy… there’s nothing quite like a day trip to the Tacoma Mall in one’s crack a** boots.


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7 Responses to “What To Wear Wednesday: The New Boots and Their High Acclaim”

  1. cindy says:

    I have been coveting those boots since you first posted a pic of them….what was that, a year ago? I really should stop the sin of coveting and just go buy me a pair!
    Funny post, btw! 🙂

  2. Louise says:

    You know that mall is pretty scary, your lucky to escape with your life, and you swagalicious boots

  3. Apple replaced my cracked iPhone for free! They were crack ass awesome!!!

  4. Oh come on, thats Tacoma Speak for “You’re looking suh-weet girl and yer boots is sweeter. Now, hold on a minute so’s I can decide if I’m gonna rob your boots or not….”

    btw – They are pretty sweet. I’m starting to have a bit of a boot problem myself so I’m really glad you didn’t get them in black because then I would covet them. Immensely.

  5. Amanda says:

    I totally thought this was going to end with V-Dog and Mrs. Flinger driving off laughing after cat calling at you in the parking lot.

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