The Confessional: I bought 12 tubs of body butter
You see, a couple of days ago I went to Sephora to buy another tub of my favey-favorite body butter/cream/lotion. Coconut Cream. Pretty much my signature scent.
I looked high…
I looked low…
I asked for help.
Oh. Yeah. We don’t make that anymore. But maybe online…?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!
When I heard the news, I stumbled backwards and I may or may not have gone all Fred Sanford on her…
Just as ANY rational , internet savvy woman would do… I did went to the onlinez.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
The good news – half-price!
The bad news – it’s impossible to buy a lifetime supply
- Because who knows how long we really have to wear lotion.
- My husband would have killed me and that totally would have rendered a lifetime supply of perfectly wonderful body butter useless. For me, anyway.
The good news – FREE SHIPPING
The bad news – storing 12 containers of body butter.
The good news – That should last me 2 years.
The bad news – I hope to live longer than 2 more years, so I guess I will stink after that.
The good news – I FOUND SOME
The bad news – Lucy loves the stuff too. She’s always begging me to have some.
Maybe I should have gotten her her own stash.
The last bad news – half price is awesome, but it was still times 12, so… my little addiction has taken us from hamburger patties to… kids like to eat grass, right?
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