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Ponderings of the sick: Could I be allergic to geoduck?

Isn’t the human body disgusting amazing?

I was gone all weekend, and the minute I walked into my home Sunday afternoon, my body said, “Nu-uh. You done.”

I was all, “Whu? What, body? I have work.”

And my body was all, “No you di’ent.”

It didn’t matter. I had doing to do. And I did most of that doing laying on my side, typing with one finger.

I was a vision. A moaning, groaning, laying on one-side, typing with one finger VISION.

When I finished, I dragged myself upstairs, and rolled around in bed for hours… moaning something like, “IthinkIamGoingToDIE…”

I couldn’t stop thinking about the geoduck pasta I had eaten the night before. What if was allergic to geoduck?! Are there geoduck allergies?

WHAT IF I AM ALLERGIC TO PASTA?????!!!

I’d rather die.

{yes, I ate geoduck}

{and regular duck}

*quack quack*

{I also ate some sushi… the name of which I can neither pronounce nor remember – something like hitachi or hibachi, but I think the former is an electronic(s) and the latter cooks things. HOWEVER. If there were classes of sushi, it was high-class sushi}

I would post the picture I took of the sushi, but no.

That picture is not an appetizing picture and I would hate for you to sue me for making you puke on your laptop. Taking good pictures of raw fish takes great skill.

But back to me DYING.

I didn’t.

Clearly.

But if I HAD been dying? I’m sure that’s what it would feel like.

sick

That’s me, NOT dying. But feeling like I might be.

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My kids like brushing their teeth now, and also a $100 Visa gift card, yo! Go here, go here!!!

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5 Responses to “Ponderings of the sick: Could I be allergic to geoduck?”

  1. Tammy says:

    Oh girl…I hope you are feeling better. One busy weekend! I saw all your food pictures you guys sampled. I think I might barf if I had to eat geoduck! Yuk!

    Feel better soon! 🙂 xoxo

  2. Kristen says:

    Something called geoduck sounds like it could possible kill you… which I hope it doesn’t because you are too much fun to die from geoduck.
    Get well soon and enjoy some downtime, if you can.

  3. Karen says:

    ohhhh, I hope you are feeling better! Poor thing! There is always a crash after a speaking gig but this looks like more than that… praying for you sweet Jenny girl!

  4. How is it possible that you can go from dying right back to totally hot and gorgeous just two days later at SMCSeaEd? Man, I gotta get me some sparkles…

  5. Andrea says:

    Blech–get better girl!!!

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