I went Christmas shopping recently.
On account of the fact that Christmas is EMINENT.
*insert code blue here*
*and also wild, desperate eyes*
*No… WILDER*
*WIL. DER.*
I went into a shop that my accessory-adoring heart has developed deep feelings for.
In that shop I find hats and scarves and earrings and funny cards and headbands and pillows and t-shirts for me others and that day I also found…
Handerpants.
*blink blink blink*
I was all, “Whu? Huh? WHU???”
And then I was all, “I THINK I NEED TO GET THESE!!!”
I YELLED IT IN MY HEAD, NOT INSIDE THE STORE.
Oops. I forgot to undo my caps lock. My bad.
I digress…
And then I was all, “That’s ridiculous. I am not going to spend $14.80 on TIGHY-WHITIES FOR MY HANDS!“
And then I turned the box over. If I wasn’t going to buy me a pair, I at least needed to read the back…
HOLD IT. What’s that, Handerpants??? NIGHT BLOGGING???!!!
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
I didn’t need a lightening strike to tell me what to do.
Friends… I spent $14.80 plus tax on underwear for my hands.
I mean, afterall… I don’t wear my sunglasses at night — I do most of my blogging at night, so…
I know. You’re jealous. Who doesn’t want Handerpants of their own?
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If you are looking for some super-culture-inspired gifts… you should check out the Culture Brats gift guides! I submitted the pom-pom gloves (sheesh, I have a thing for hand-coverings) which are included in the Fashionista list… I’d love the PacMan stapler found in the Nostalgia list, and what would a gift guide be if there wasn’t something for the kiddos… but I’d never give mine the caffeinated marshmallows. Ever.
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