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Make We Laugh Monday: Handerpants

I went Christmas shopping recently.

On account of the fact that Christmas is EMINENT.

*insert code blue here*

*and also wild, desperate eyes*

*No… WILDER*

*WIL. DER.*

I went into a shop that my accessory-adoring heart has developed deep feelings for.

In that shop I find hats and scarves and earrings and funny cards and headbands and pillows and t-shirts for me others and that day I also found…

Handerpants.

HANDERPANTS

*blink blink blink*

I was all, “Whu? Huh? WHU???”

And then I was all, “I THINK I NEED TO GET THESE!!!”

I YELLED IT IN MY HEAD, NOT INSIDE THE STORE.

Oops. I forgot to undo my caps lock. My bad.

I digress…

And then I was all, “That’s ridiculous. I am not going to spend $14.80 on TIGHY-WHITIES FOR MY HANDS!

And then I turned the box over. If I wasn’t going to buy me a pair, I at least needed to read the back…

Handpants are so versatile!

HOLD IT. What’s that, Handerpants??? NIGHT BLOGGING???!!!

Look mom! I'm night blogging!

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

I didn’t need a lightening strike to tell me what to do.

Friends… I spent $14.80 plus tax on underwear for my hands.

I mean, afterall… I don’t wear my sunglasses at night — I do most of my blogging at night, so…

night blogging

I know. You’re jealous. Who doesn’t want Handerpants of their own?

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If you are looking for some super-culture-inspired gifts… you should check out the Culture Brats gift guides! I submitted the pom-pom gloves (sheesh, I have a thing for hand-coverings) which are included in the Fashionista list… I’d love the PacMan stapler found in the Nostalgia¬† list, and what would a gift guide be if there wasn’t something for the kiddos… but I’d never give mine the caffeinated marshmallows. Ever.

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8 Responses to “Make We Laugh Monday: Handerpants”

  1. I think my entire family needs a pair of these. Do you think they would be good for a mime? Like, a funny mime? Because I think my brother needs a career change, and handerpants just might be the catalyst.

    And I blog at night, too, so obviously I need a pair. Too bad they don’t come in pink.

  2. jubilee says:

    Wow. Just when you think you’ve seen it all. Seems a little naughty. I likey.

  3. Chrissy says:

    I can’t believe these exist! Talk about the ultimate Secret Santa gift…

  4. cindy says:

    I’m cracking up big time! The gloves are funny all by themselves but the fact that the packaging mentions night blogging is the funniest part of all to me!

  5. Well- Do they keep your hands warm? They sure are cute. Uh-huh.

  6. meg duerksen says:

    that is hilarious. how did that idea come about i wonder……never mind….i don’t really want to know.

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