LAST WEEK… I went outside in my socks.
I. KNOW!
I’m gonna be even real-er… IT WASN’T MY FIRST TIME! I am a repeat offender.
Also… I wore this to the bus stop AND to school drop-off on Thursday:
And when I wake-up, the left side of my hair does this… this morning she was more well-behaved than usual:
So if I ever tell you I have a wild hair(s) YOU’LL BELIEVE ME.
And as if wearing my socks outside wasn’t enough, you know what I found on my kitchen counter Thursday morning???
MY SHOES.
MINE.
What’s next, JENNY??? Running with scissors???
Talking with my mouth full???
I can’t explain why that happened and you better believe I put myself in timeout. With a cup of coffee.
And then there are the children…
I was gone Wednesday night. So dad was on watch… OR WAS HE?
Actually, he had some important rockin’ out to do in the garage, so it seems while I was galavanting in Seattle in cute red shoes and a polka dot dress…
…daddy was working on rockin’ tunes with the mens in the garage.
And the kids???
I have it on good authority (Lucy) that the reason I found pieces of hot pink duct tape strewn about my bedroom Thursday morning was because… … .. … the girls kidnapped their big brother and put him in the closet.
But I am not all about my little red shoes. I also wear Converse.
I wish I could say I left my home wearing mismatched Converse because I got dressed in the dark.
BUT IT WASN’T DARK.
I figure since one was camouflage, no one noticed?
*sigh*
Lastly, the hubs built me a couple garden boxes for Mother’s Day… and an animal hath stolen some of my joy. And also some sugar snap pea seeds.
Blasted *insert bad words here* unknown animal!
But the weekend is at hand… and it is Viking Fest weekend! You know what that means – VIKING VILLAGE and people with horned hats and fuzzy clothes and lots of unkept hair!!!! Oh what fun pictures I’ll get to share next week!!!
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