I know you're jeal'

80's chickI mean, like, how many people can upstage a microwave?


I betcha didn’t even notice the microwave.

I am THAT good.


P.S. I’m gonna start saying, “Deuces”. To me it means PEACE + BOOM.

For the mathy, let me show this in an equation:


P.P.S. You can’t see the bow in my hair (pic to come… when i’m ready, so back off…), but when my friend’s daughter saw my bow she *yiped and wimpered*, “YOUR BOW TOTALLY BEATS MY BOW!!!”. You know what I have to say about that???








P.P.P.S. Yeah. I totally should have gone to bed 2 hours ago.



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15 Responses to “I know you're jeal'”

  1. Caroline says:

    I just love you, Jenny. Ha ha! And yeah, I should have gone to bed two hours ago as well. But dammit, my kitchen is clean because I stayed up. *YAWN*

  2. YOU ARE EPIC. and I love you.

  3. Russell says:

    You are freaking hilarious!

  4. wendy hagen says:

    Deuces. I have always wondered what that meant.
    Peace and boom. Love it.
    It’s like so rufus.

  5. Jessica says:

    Totally did not see the microwave until you pointed it out. Deuces.

  6. couldn’t love you MORE!!! you are … deuces… ya… I don’t think I can pull it off. nor the bow… but YOU can!

  7. Tammy says:

    Deuces? What happened to Peace and Sparkles? That was my fav! 🙂

  8. jubilee says:

    “Deuces,” yeah, I like it! I was too busy admiring those cute boots and tights to notice any microwave . . .

  9. Diana says:

    Only you can make me love something of which I have absolutely no comprehension.

    Or: What the hell did you just say?


  10. LaTonya says:

    I’m new to your blog, I saw an interview with you and one of the ladies from 5 Minutes For Mom, and from there ended up on your Youtube channel watching your video, Feel like dancing, (I know that’s not right, I’ve slept a few times). But I really enjoyed it!

    You’re funny, and pretty cool!

  11. You look fab! 80’s party?

  12. i totally did NOT see the microwave until you pointed it out.
    You look FAB!

  13. “For people who are mathy” rolling in laughter

  14. Paula Schuck says:

    So you are still funny. Totally upstaged the microwave. Lmao.

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