I’m kidding.
But if you want to get that, like totally awesome 80’s look, here are a few tips:
- Necklaces, like totally.
- Like, totally cool leggings or tights.
- Accessorize, accessorize, like totally accessorize…
- Like, layer. Especially if you have something that sparkles. Yeah, like so much.
- Like, gag me with a spoon if you don’t wear a lot of blue shadow and a big bow.
- Jelly bracelets. Totally. For sure.
Do all these things, and then add a few dozen 8-12 year-old girls and suddenly… after 20+ years of waiting… a grown woman finally gets to know what it feels like to be…
P.S. All the recommended items mentioned, I had in my closet. Except the skirt and bow.
P.P.S. I wore this get-up in public a couple times. One time, a grocery store employee yelled, “YOU LOOK LIKE MADONNA!” And then, and then… she started singing “Like a Virgin”, and dancing… all while pointing at me. As if I was really Madonna and we were in a video… like I would join in any second.
P.P.P.S. Truth be told… I almost did.
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