Give a kid a hot dog (and permission to microwave it…)
Have you ever given your 6 year old permission to cook her own hot dog in the microwave?
You know… since she knows her numbers and all…
She knows how to press the number 4.
I gave her a nod of permission to proceed with her culinary feat… She INSISTED she could do it herself.
I threw up the white flag and headed out the door to a meeting or dance party or something.
But Daddy was home. I am only a half-terrible mother.
Daddy was the one to discover the poor, petrified frankfurter… about 4 minutes into 44 minutes of cook time.
If you ever wondered what 4 minutes in the microwave will do to a hot dog… NOW YOU KNOW.
In case you were wondering.
Tune in next week when I tell you all about the time I found AN ENTIRE BANANA that was tucked in an seldom-explored corner for oh… SAY 2 YEARS. I will tell you this, hot dogs cooked for over 4 minutes and bananas left unattended for 2 years… look a lot alike.
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