A Top Ten List?

by | Aug 25, 2010 | Uncategorized | 5 comments

It’s late. I am want for content.

That is not entirely true. I have video footage comin’ out my iMovie, but… I can only look at me so much. Videos, the mirror… I need a break. And a facial.

So. Looks like I need to come up with a top ten list. That IS the title.

Maybe I’ll focus more on the “list” than the “top ten” aspect of the title. I am beat, and I don’t want to move the cursor to change the title.

  1. I don’t think I will ever hire an attorney who advertises during the Jay Leno Show.
  2. Betcha can’t guess what’s on T.V. right now.
  3. I feel like I am wasting your time.
  4. I feel like I should GIVE you something… a nugget – a funny one-liner or a morsel of wisdom.
  5. Do you hear crickets?
  6. Have you ever met a Hippie Gangsta?Hippie chick
  7. I think Hippie Gangstas probably say, “Quit harshin’ my mellow, or I will cut you.”
  8. *whistling*
  9. School starts next week. *BAM!*
  10. If my email were a person… I would have gone “Gangsta Paradise” on it last night, y’alllz. I’d a had to pop a cap… or somethin’ about Slim Shady… Either way, the whole thing totes harshed my mellow.
  11. All my kids say “totes” instead of “totally”.
  12. Because my kids are da bomb, y’allz.
  13. I want to be a rapper.
  14. No. Really.
  15. A rapper, not a wrapper. To be clear.


You like to be organized? Do you like to win? Go here. I gots the hook-up, yo.


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