A List. Because I do lists late at night and it's late at night.

I’ve been working on a post. Trying to recap feedback I got on the survey I did WEEKS ago.

It’s taking too long so I decided to stop and make a list. I am ex-to-the-hausted and making a list helps alleviate the stress. But before the list, a picture… Because there always needs to be a picture…

Picture cred: Lotus: Flickr here… Sarcastic Mom here. She took this at Blissdom. I remember that night. I was sexin’ cheesin’ it up for the camera/Lotus. Rare. I know. Who’s the guy? Jim – Busy Dad Blog, duh! We were on stage. Dancing. Because it is what we were born to do. Jim, you were born to do that, right? Am I speaking out of turn?…

P.S. Lotus – KISS. KISS.

Now. A “10 things” list. Give or take…

1. So here I sit. Letting my mind create a 10 things list. Since I am having a hard time coming up with a topic, this is #1.
2. Oooh – I’m gonna go count my scarves…
3. 39
4. I have 39 scarves.
5. I. I. I don’t know what to say.
6. Other than this, “Hey. My neck gets cold and also scarves are the new black.”
7. Remember my junk drawer haul? Thinking I’ll be doing a scarf haul VERY soon.
8. Seriously. I think that is probably too many scarves. But I can’t think of one that should be sacrificed. They all serve a purpose.
9. To keep my neck warm
10. And also to be very cute on my neck.
11. Neck is kind-of a funny word.
12. NECK.
13. I told my kids today if they lose their toothbrushes, they’d have to buy a replacement from ME.
14. I SWEAR WE WILL GO HOMELESS BECAUSE WE SPEND SO MUCH ON TOOTHBRUSH REPLACEMENT.
15. Seriously. WHERE DO THEY GO???
16. Toothbrushes don’t have legs.
17. We can’t use them in bed.
18. Nor on the stairs.
19. Nor in the garage.
20. Nor on a bike.
21. SO WHERE DO THEY GO?
22. The kids MUST brush everyday. Hitherhencetofore, if a toothbrush goes missing, they MUST replace it. With one that I have “in stock”, and they will PAY ME.
23. I’m not losing my retirement to lost toothbrushes.
24. Maybe to scarves… I will risk retirement for a cute scarf.
25. But not for lost toothbrushes.
26. Priorities, people.
27. I am a woman with priorities.
28. And a lot of scarves.
29. And a few extra toothbrushes in my bathroom that are available for purchase.
30. The end
31. And that was more than 10.
32. If I make it to 39
33. then that’ll be like
34. how many scarves I
35. have.
36. How
37. cool
38. is
39. that?

Are you a hoarder? A borderline hoarder? What do you have too much of? This week I’ll be over in the Memories in Motion community – talking closet organization… Because apparently I need to make more room for my scarves.

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