The Confessional: I bought 12 tubs of body butter

I did.

You see, a couple of days ago I went to Sephora to buy another tub of my favey-favorite body butter/cream/lotion. Coconut Cream. Pretty much my signature scent.

I looked high…

I looked low…

I asked for help.

Oh. Yeah. We don’t make that anymore. But maybe online…?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!

When I heard the news, I stumbled backwards and I may or may not have gone all Fred Sanford on her…

So.

Just as ANY rational , internet savvy woman would do… I did went to the onlinez.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?

I

BOUGHT

12

TUBS

OF

COCONUT

CREAM

BODY

BUTTER

The good news – half-price!

The bad news – it’s impossible to buy a lifetime supply

  1. Because who knows how long we really have to wear lotion.
  2. My husband would have killed me and that totally would have rendered a lifetime supply of perfectly wonderful body butter useless. For me, anyway.

The good news – FREE SHIPPING

The bad news – storing 12 containers of body butter.

The good news – That should last me 2 years.

The bad news – I hope to live longer than 2 more years, so I guess I will stink after that.

The good news – I FOUND SOME

The bad news – Lucy loves the stuff too. She’s always begging me to have some.

Maybe I should have gotten her her own stash.

The last bad news – half price is awesome, but it was still times 12, so… my little addiction has taken us from hamburger patties to… kids like to eat grass, right?

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7 Responses to “The Confessional: I bought 12 tubs of body butter”

  1. Carrie says:

    You know, I’m sensing a theme here with Sephora. They stopped making my fav lipstick too and I was also told to look online…but no such luck, otherwise my make up cabinet would be overflowing with Sephora No. 54!!!!

    Enjoy that butter lady.

  2. Tracey says:

    I have the same problem with SUN IN….I use it instead of hair dye and I use it all year round….they don’t sell it in stores anymore…I can only buy it online.

  3. Polly Scott says:

    Is that better or worse than buying 12 packages of regular butter – and them eating it all (which is what I do!)? I think you’re okay. Enjoy! Enjoy!

  4. Sheila says:

    Have you tried The Body Shop’s Coconut Body Butter? It’s heavenly and a portion of your dollar goes to help non-profit organizations as a plus! (and not so secretly I’m working on them to bring back the 100% organic line so it’s an even bigger win!)

  5. You are SO funny. Loved the way you put this post together. I’m very similar with things like this. Although I’ve never purchased 12 of something….that’s a new level of addiction. 😉

  6. Lisa says:

    Merciful butter balm! I guess I know where to go if I get all ashy!

  7. jubilee says:

    Nah, girl you did good. Totally would have done the same thing! I once bought about nine bricks of butter because the price was so good and I was in the midst of holiday baking. That’s the same thing, right? 🙂

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