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Now… the post…
At some point, I will be able to prove to you that I totes met Samantha Bee.
BECAUSE I *STARRED* IN A VIDEO CLIP WITH HER. *ahem*
*flips hair*
Yeah… We rode in a sleigh together. There was a boom mic. A film crew.
The boom mic was looked a Furbie fuzzy rabbit. I wanted to pet it. But I didn’t want anyone to think I was unprofessional… so instead I batted at it like a kitty bats at a laser light.
Like you wouldn’t bat at a fuzzy mess that was held 6 inches from your nose while you rode on a sleigh in San Jose, California:
You tell me you wouldn’t have an urge to pet it, bat at it or dust something.
And I’ll show you a someone who is sane.
If I am anything, I am not sane.
*sigh* It is at this point I realize Hollywood will never have me… or will she??? *rubs chin*
Regardless. I put on lip gloss, but did not powder my nose.
I have dry skin.
#old
Um.
Samantha Bee was warm and kind. SO much so, in fact, when she offered to shake my hand… I just said, “Can we hug?”
I am sorry Samantha. As I write this I think,
HOW DID YOU NOT CALL SECURITY?
Bless your heart…
I really am harmless. Outside of my urge to pet boom mics and whathaveyou…
When I was finished, I texted mah fren Lisa that I was just on a FOR REALS video shoot. With my new close friend SAMANTHA… and, like all perfect friends… Lisa cared not about how soft Samantha’s skin was I did in front of the camera. She wanted to know…
And I was all,
And she was all,
Heh. Heh.
Heh heh heh…
Oh does she ever crack me up…
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