Here’s a picture of my feet on the shore of the Pacific Ocean… at the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara.
*I die*
![Bacara Resort & Spa](https://i0.wp.com/jennyonthespot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bacara1.jpg?resize=1024%2C678&ssl=1)
Nobody’s ever done that!
Right?
Oh.
Sometimes I like to pretend I am a grown-up. You know, put on make-up and fix my hair and pretend I don’t trip when I walk or drool when sleeping on airplane/in a car/on my pillow every night…
When I am feeling especially grown up and fancy I take a picture of myself by the pool/beach… Overcast or not overcast…
![poolside](https://i0.wp.com/jennyonthespot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/IMG_7342.jpg?resize=614%2C614&ssl=1)
![the pool](https://i0.wp.com/jennyonthespot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bacara10.jpg?resize=1024%2C764&ssl=1)
*Again*
A few moments after I took my “I am so cool lounging in Santa Barbara” picture… I realized I was wearing my swim suit bottoms inside out… which reminded me that earlier in the day I wore my shirt backwards for half the day, and not on a day I stayed home.
Read: THERE WERE WITNESSES.
My winning never ends.
Friends, I can’t even blame getting dressed in the dark, BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET DRESSED IN THE DARK.
Aaaaanywho…
I could totally show you a picture I took of a pier while in Santa Barbara, high atop a bluff at the lovely Bacara… So romantic.
![A pier in Santa Barbara](https://i0.wp.com/jennyonthespot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bacara8.jpg?resize=614%2C407&ssl=1)
Yes. I photobomb my own pictures. Doesn’t everybody?
![I have no idea I have no idea](https://i0.wp.com/jennyonthespot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bacara9.jpg?resize=1024%2C678&ssl=1)
I think.
I have no idea what I was saying. Probably, “BACARA BABY!”
Or… Oh I have no idea.
Last, but not least… my bathroom there had a tub. The tub had mirrors on both ends. MIRRORS!!!!
![Tubs and mirrors](https://i0.wp.com/jennyonthespot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bacara2.jpg?resize=678%2C1024&ssl=1)
I’m worse than a hamster. Hamsters get wheels and tubes. Me? Just give me mirrors.
No, seriously…
How could I resist?
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