Her Mother Was A Unicorn
Her mother was a unicorn.
(Pardon the slight blur. Unicorns are seldom caught on camera without some proof of motion. They never stop. And really, we are fortunate to be able to capture their likeness at all… do to their magic and splendor and whathaveyou…)
I have proof . That Lucy’s mother was a unicorn…
That’s Lucy. Being birthed by a unicorn (pillow pet). BREECH.
I should be a photographer for National Geographic.
NO ONE has EVER been able to capture a unicorn birth on camera.
Lucy got a HUGE unicorn pillow pet for Christmas.
Because Santa knows what Lucy loves even more than Lucy knows.
Mommy got Lucy a sleep mask for Christmas.
Because Mommy is smart.
Actually, mommy HAD NO IDEA THAT THE GIFT OF A SLEEP MASK FOR LUCY WOULD BE A GIFT TO THE WORLD.
You are welcome, world.
Dear Moms/Parents of Earth, Sleep maks are like a sleeping pill for children except more socially acceptable.
I don’t think the pillow pet (Lucy calls it her pillow BED) hurts either.
I expect to hear news of world peace very soon.
SLEEP MASKS FOR ALL THE CHILDREN!
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