It is no secret I am a fan of glitter.
I love her. Almost as much as my firstborn son.
An Adventure with Craft Glitter Spray
Almost.
So. Saturday night I went to a costume partay.
picture courtesy Mark Gesellman – Photomatopoeia
I actually don’t know what I dressed up as… an over-aged homecoming queen?
In the pic above you see ME, Lisa and Lisa. A.K.A. Shizzle, Shizzle and True THAT!
One thing I do know is I was wearin’ some shoes that just about ended my career as a person who uses her feet for existing:
But the glitter… My friend Lisa made a spray glitter run for us.
Read: SHE bought the glitter.
Read: No glitter in the usual body glitter section.
Read: She found glitter spray in the craft aisle.
THE CRAFT AISLE.
This is us high on craft glitter spray fumes:
Minutes before we headed out for our evening of sparkly fun… we stepped outside to glitter-up.
Me as I spray glitter on Lisa: “Turn, turn, turn…. Oooooh! This is NICE glitter spray. I really like this kind. Wow! WOW!!! This is so sparkly!”
Lisa: Do you think it smells funny?
Me: Whu? *pauses spraying*
Me: *resumes spraying* NAAAAAAUWWWW!
Lisa: interrupting her spin… Are you SURE?
Me: Uh. Well. It does smell different. And I’ve never used this brand before…
I look at can.
The directions said something like,
Good for use on METAL… PLASTIC… WOOD…
*blink blink blink*
She looked at me.
I looked at her.
We looked at we.
LAUGHTER
Lisa: StopstopstopI’mgonnapeeeeee
Me *snortsnortsnort*
I looked at Lisa. The level of her sparkle was impressive.
Me: Does your skin feel funny?
She: Nnnnnnnooooooo.
She: You should do it.
We reached for the can of silver CRAFT glitter spray. And I spun beneath Lisa’s skilled spraying wave of poison silver glitter glory.
I don’t know what will happen because of our wild night of basking in the loveliness of crafting spray glitter. I do know this…
CRAFTING SPRAY GLITTER IS BY-FAR SUPERIOR
But my judgement tells me one night is enough. At least we had one night…
