Let’s just do this:
- I ate an entire container of Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby while watching the Biggest Loser Finale.
- Sparkly things really do make me happy.
- As does Chubby Hubby.
- Dear BMW driver guy on the I 90, I am sorry I occupied the fast lane while driving the speed limit. I thought I was in the slow lane.
- I really thought I was in the right lane… except I was in the left lane.
- I am not a jerk… I am just stupid.
- Sometimes.
- Other times I am just…
- Hey! Coffee!
- Speaking of Google Maps, I was thinking of starting a new blog: Jenny NOT on the Spot.
- Tagline: Get lost with me!
- You know what is the MOST STUPID… when Google Maps says nonsense like head “northwest” or “south”. I’m all, “Left. Or right? LEFT OR RIGHT?! LEFTORRIGHTLEFTORRIGHTLEFTORRIGHT???!!!
- Oh HAI Rainier Valley!
- *sigh*
- I bought a Santa head hat that plays music and makes wild whiplash-esque movements.
- Yes, you feel a VLOG coming on.
- I can’t seem to type the word VLOG without using all caps.
- See?
- VLOG
- Can’t do it.
- I have recently realized I am a hoarder of scarves, necklaces, sweaters…
- And tank tops.
- And purses.
- And also shoes.
- My home hoards dust bunnies.
- And my daughter Lucy has taken-up collecting limbs.
- Not human limbs.
- To be clear.
- Cedar limbs.
- That’s fun.
- Did I tell you about the time I ate an entire container of Ben and Jerry’s while watching the Biggest Loser Finale?
- Oh.
I don’t even know. It’s been a long 3 weeks.
Clearly.
How about you?
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