Peep On A Perch: Is This Easter’s Answer to Elf-On-A-Shelf?
SPOILER ALERT: I VOTE NO (also: some links are affiliate)
Peep On A Perch: Is this the Easter Answer to Elf-On-A-Shelf?
If I were a news reporter I would have to approach this from a neutral perspective.
AM I GLAD I AM NOT A REPORTER.
I mean… I don’t want to spoil anyone’s fun.
But YOU GUYS.
If I was a mother of young children I would be SO. TICKED. OFF. RIGHT. NOW.
OK, so it IS cute.
And it’s for real. Like really, real. You can buy it here: Peep On a Perch
I can’t even believe I am not joking about this.
And mayyyyybe my rage-response is in-part fueled by my jealousy.
THESE PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY GONNA GET RICH.
I wouldn’t be nearly as outraged if I had thought of it.
Hmmm… maybe I can still get in on this hustle… Flag On a Flag Pole? Or a President on a Dollar Bill?
Wait. I think that last one has been done.
Thankful Turkey on a Platter?
I think there’s a reason I may not be good at getting rich quick schemes.
I guess by now it might be clear what my opinion is on Peep On a Perch. What do YOU think?
And you guys… it’s totally cool if you love this. I can respect your brand of crazy. But for me, if I had little ones I THINK I WOULD DIE and my children would, once again… feel like magical creatures only cared about other children.
Case-in-point, our very long and turbulent relationship with the Tooth Fairy…
If putting peeps on perches is not your thing, I have a few other wonderful Peep options for you:
- Infuse them with vodka!
- Make them into a statement necklace!
- Three fun Peeps crafts to do with your kiddos!
- Edible Peeps playdoh anyone???
Is there any Peep fun I have missed? Are you just ready for nap? I think I am.
Peeps Peace Out.
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