Let me tell you something about me:
I don’t “do” fat free nor sugar free.
Well, sugar free with the exception of Coke Zero.
I’m all over Coke Zero like stir-up pants on legs in the 80’s.
Otherwise… gimme fat and sugar… and also muffin top.
*holds up sword of principles*
*arms jiggle*
But I digress.
Not long ago I had some friends over. As always, coffee was present.
As always, cream and sugar was offered. Except… my friends showed me something that caused me great distress:
WHAT THE WHAT?
DO YOU SEE THAT?!!!
HOWWWWWWW?????!!!
ThoughI don’t do fat-free, it seems mine own hands chose this carton-o-sadness when I ran into the store “real quick” to get more half & half.
Boo – hiss.
In my defense, it was not on purpose. Simply an honest, YET STUPID mistake.
*eyes go wild*
I was embarrassed.
Yet I was relieved.
You see, my drip coffee had been less-than delicious recently… and though I was aghast I had fat free half & half in mine own refrigerator… I was actually relieved the issue was not because my coffee-making skills had taken a nose-dive.
PHEW.
I am happy to report I have rectified the situation.
An aside: I don’t think I like the word “rectified”.
I am now proudly serving coffee the way it should be served… with whole, untainted half & half.
As we were.
********
Get Jenny On the Spot’s newest posts in email or in your blog reader. Keep up on JOtS giveaways – get new giveaway updates via email by clicking here!
Follow: Twitter, Become a Facebook Fan keep-up via Networked Blogs!
